the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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