just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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