It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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