Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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