Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Say something about gay babies.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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