Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
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