i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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