i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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