She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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