Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
3pm strippers are depressing
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I am never drinking with the goths again.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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