dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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