I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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