I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
there is puke in my bra ... again
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