"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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