he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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