He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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