This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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