I must be too annoying 4 u.
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm really into asian looking animals
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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