id be glad to
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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