I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
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