Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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