so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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