I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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