We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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