why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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