new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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