is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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