Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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