I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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