all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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