you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Damn victory sex feels great
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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