I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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