Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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