I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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