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He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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