THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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