i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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