You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
then he tried to convert me to islam
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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