Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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