the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
