You smell like a Billy Joel song
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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