I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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