road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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