Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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