I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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