I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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