The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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