what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
