So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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