And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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