There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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