so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
nutella sex= disaster
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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