how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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