Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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