i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
i think im in europe. pls send help
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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