return my video game
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Randomize