We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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