I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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