I swear she didn't look like that last week.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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