Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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