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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Fuck appropriateness.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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