Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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