If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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