He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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