You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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