i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
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