i already hear my dad disowning me
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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