sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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