Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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